shattystrashstache:

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

(via spork)

thetopnotchbitch:

liquatic:

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate:8.9

thetopnotchbitch:

liquatic:

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate:8.9

(via gothskarth)

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

(via carry-on-my-w4yward-assbutt)

stylesfancy:

how come my followers don’t ask me questions and want to know about my life like how often i pee or my fav flavor of chips or how much milk i like in my cereal or what shampoo i use or my GPA or my political party preference or my moms maiden name or how many outlets i have in my room 

(via holdontill-therapy)

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

(via loseyourself-freeyourself)

trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

(via decalf)

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

(via holdontill-therapy)

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

(via carry-on-my-w4yward-assbutt)

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